Quebec Breast Milk Conspiracy
It is my burden to have to tell you this…
Unless you live under a rock you must know that there are language problems in Quebec.
I’m spirited and opinionated on the topic, but I would never degrade myself to write such a boring post don’t worry. So if you want to know more you’ll have to look elsewhere but here you will get an idea.
I should preface by saying that my only proof for this is my intuition, but I think this is enough. Also consider that listening to the ideas that lunatics come up with can be useful to understand the world. For example, you don’t need to believe there’s a car that runs on water, but you could believe that the oil lobby would hide such an invention.
As I walked down the street I saw a babies bottle full of milk abandoned on the street. “That’s someone’s breastmilk I wonder-“ I had to stop talking.
A black jeep pulled up to the sidewalk, the window rolled down and four men who all looked like this
Stared at me and my friends. If you have ever watched Zoolander think bluesteel. I froze like a dear in the headlights and we had no choice but to keep moving…
I didn’t even want to look back, but I am certain these men got out of their car and confiscated the breastmilk.
And I know why they did it…
In pre-modern times we understood that breast milk dictates the personality of a baby. Modern science apparently debunked this and nobody told me causing an incident that for many of you would’ve been considered embarrassing with my family doctor.
But, the Quebec government understands the truth and I suspect those bearded men were a part of the secret police. This secret milk division confiscates anglophone breastmilk to prevent babies in quebec from becoming anglophones and instead they swap it out for french milk…
Not far fetched for the province that brought you MK Ultra if you ask me.
If you work in a hospital in Quebec please message anything you know about this only if it safe for you to do so, seriously be careful I still see those bearded men when I close my eyes.
I’m sure the quebec milk supply is contaminated, there’s probably a few drops of francophone milk in any dairy you can buy from a grocery store.
Thank you for reading, tell everyone you know about this, people all over the world believe it and the handsome secret police have the people too scared to do anything.
Lastly if you’re currently trying to learn french you’re welcome for the advice, this will do more than paying for duolingo.